" Girl: "I don't see anything" Boy: "I didn't expect you to because love is blind." Boy: "Have you ever been fishing before? " Boy: "Holy Shit (while looking at her)" Girl "What? ) Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING...you are definitely SMOKIN! Girl: Why Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you! " Girl: "How about, you tell your boxers it's rude to point! Specific modern sense of "woman who enjoys sex in a degree considered shamefully excessive" is by 1966.Meaning "woman of loose character, bold hussy" is attested from mid-15c., but the primary association through 18c. Johnson has it (second definition) as "A word of slight contempt to a woman" but sexual activity does not seem to figure into his examples. Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing Boy: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here" Girl: "Whats up sexy? " Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch! " Boy: Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. " Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates..... She Works 'Nights'If your girl works at night and is vague about what she does or won't let you visit or call her – then she’s probably up to something.If she returns home in the middle of the night and smells like fresh flowers, then she’s probably not working in a bar or restaurant. Because I'm Taken with you Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Cause you're hot and I want s'more You still use Internet Explorer?