Captain Jack then turned to him and said “you and your damn phone, your like an old woman always gossiping”.
Meldrum did not respond and then he uttered “Oh Dear, Oh Dear, yes, yes he is right here” his voice trembling and hands shaking as he handed Captain Jack the phone.
Captain Jack then walked back to Meldrum’s office, he picked up the phone and dialed Animal Planet, when the operator picked up he said “get me Fay, it’s the Captain”. James Fay paused for a moment and then said “Come on, does any man alone with Erin Ryder need to be rescued, I mean have you seen her in a bikini, if I am Josh I am going to be pissed when we show up”.
The Captain responded “I said the same thing but you know television executives, will it be a problem, you taking time off”.
Iam A (former) homeless man who worked for a 5 star resort and did a Xmas AMA years ago. Hard work, good people, and good luck pay off in the end. Also, I eat a lot of weird things and drive really dodgy vehicles.
“You have been on Josh’s show many times and it is only right that you try and help, I still say no man alone with Erin Ryder needs to be rescued”.He was concluding his lecture and in a loud voice he said “and that is how we found the smallest footprint on record, a four inch Sasquatch track”.Soon all the students were standing and giving him a loud ovation, Professor Meldrum then addressed his class saying “ladies and gentlemen this is the one and only, Captain Jack Bindernagel”.Captain Jack took in the applause for a moment and then looked at Meldrum and said “its time for a bourbon”.As they walked back to Jack’s office, Meldrum’s cell phone rang.
Captain Jack took the phone and shaking his head he said “Bindernagel here, this had better be good”.