"In this work we never get any complaints." The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story: "I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and even the flight attendants began to look concerned. You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you. You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party. You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the employees are wrong. While standing in front of the huge line up of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all the TVs you have? You chew out the manager of the local Mc Donald's for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other. You pay for anything/everything in small change (especially pennies) While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.Finally, one of them noticed that I had 'Rev.' in front of my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and said, 'Sir, this is really frightening. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened.Do you suppose you could, I don't know..something religious? " As he finished styling my hair, he replied, "I groom horses." Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.I said, "I'd like large bills, please." She looked at me and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.
That's why we have started this Job Jokes Blog.After a year as prisoner of war, he escaped and made his way back to his bomber group in England.One of his first acts there was to hunt up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.Some of these were quite prominent in the community. I spent all that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared? The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.The pastor said, "What I want you to do is get these people back to church, however you can. I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin.
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