Watch any Chinese group in a social situation and you’ll find them constantly breaking into laughter.
You may as well be speaking Latin to a Shanghainese beauty. The same considerations apply to everything but the absolute simplest of jokes.
So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man's Guide to Dating Asian Girls.
STEP ONE: Finding an Asian Asian girls typically hang out at one of three places: the mall, the library, or Pinkberry. If, by the end of the night, she giggles into her napkin/hand fan, you've got yourself a second date.
Don’t think this lasts forever, and that you will never get to exercise your brilliant wit again.
Chinese people are amazingly clever and they love humor.
And if you are not clear on what is the “Antipodes”, welcome to the club. Now all of that was intended as humor, which leads me nicely into the first thing you should know about dating Chinese women: It should not come as a surprise to you about Chinese women that they speak Chinese!